≈ Portobello Angling Club ≈

Match report  Recent reports from Gaulmoylestown were that Niall has been feeding the carp a pellet mixture high in creatine, amino acids and Red Bull in a bid to boost the carp's IQ levels. As a result the fish are now a lot cleverer. Damian reported that one of the commons had a dictionary tucked under its dorsal fin, while Martin Kantor saw another discard a SatNav as he played it to the net. Perhaps this was the reason for the lower than average weights - Martin Kantor used every trick in his book to win this match from under the nose of Gaulmoylestown's resident carp whisperer: Damian Maddock. One other outstanding performance on the day was from Junior angler Adam Conlon who banked 7.100kg on his first visit to the lake.